Our mission, yes! We are on a mission. Our mission is to beat you into submission. That is to say, we wish for you to embark on a mission that is a subsidiary to ours. However, in order to do that, we must summarize your parent mission.
And summarize we shall!
We are the Tin Whistle Menagerie; a rogue gang of fire-eyed rapscallions. We answer to no one. We don’t even answer the phone. Our mission is to crush your hopes and dreams and replace them with ours. Enjoy your stay!
